May 2013
thegirl-inred:
toned-tanned-fit-andready:
v0nlaust:
caliiforniadreaming-xo:
gothicstan:
localised:
do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts
yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me
i feel you
we all feel you
why...
tawnyshine:
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
YAHOOLIGAN
jenthesoprano:
I don’t know how all these teenagers sneak out at night I’m too lazy to even get out of bed
payto:
lyndsimac:
pierceduh-veil:
samfuckingb3ttl3y:
Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic girls. Please, we’re all obsessed with bands, food, porn, and gay fictional couples.
everyone fucking reblog this
...
grymshaw:
i recognize and fully admit that i’m addicted to the internet but considering i could be addicted to drugs or alcohol or sex i think i did pretty good ok
bonaventure-:
one time in 7th grade i stayed up for 3 days straight just to see if i could. on the third day in history class i watched my hand and pencil warp through my desk and my friend beside me nudged me and said “you’ve been staring at your hand for the past 30 minutes” and ever since i always get enough sleep and you should too
me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*
me: today how you are
cityofbadass:
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
dylnobren:
i was just out on the patio drinking cocoa and listening to the new album and my neighbor across the yard is this big scary black guy and he opened his patio door and goes “lil nigga is that one direction” and i nodded and he yelled back into his house “yo jamal. lil nigga across the way likes one direction” then shut the door and im still confused
grandma: who's that man on your computer?
me: oh that's tom hiddleston
grandma: is he an actor?
me: yeah
grandma: he's very handsome
me: i know
grandma: what a tall glass of water
grandma: i wish i was younger
grandma: how old is he
grandma: do you think i could leave your grandpa for him
“If you want to kill yourself, kill what you don’t like. I had an old self that I...”
– Vargus, Archie’s Final Project (via engourdie)
lurkerpi:
thriceinatrice:
lurkerpi:
WHAT I DONT GET IS WHY PEOPLE TURN OUT TO BE MURDERERS AND STUFF WHEN THEY COULD BE MAKING PEOPLE SMILE AND LAUGH WTF THATS PROBABLY THE MOST SATISFYING THING IN THE WORLD WHY WOULD YOU PASS THAT UP FOR KILLING PEOPLE
Clearly you’ve never had the pleasure of watching the fear in mans eyes as the life flees the wreckage of his body.
i am going to call...
goodluck-beccasdq:
lindseyintheskywithdiamonds:
thats-blaine:
The Hunger Games:
Dedicates half a chapter to legs shaving, kills Finnick in half a sentence.
Isn’t that how life is, though? We can waste countless minutes stressing and focusing our attention on meaningless things while in an infinitesimal fraction of that time a life can be taken.
Whoa girl. Too deep for me.
